Thursday, November 7, 2013

"BEAUTIFUL DESERTED ISLANDS" - FUNNY OR INSULTING?



Okay, I’m going to cheat today – I just finished a major research paper and instead of resting during the weekend, I will be attending a counseling conference. So I’m currently in no mood to be dealing with problems of the world, in my blog or otherwise. But a friend of mine recently sent me a very funny post, which, while multiculturally insensitive, illustrates nicely why I often believe that it’s not so much the “oppressed” women in the United States I should feel sorry for :).

I have no idea who the author is and where it came from, so I apologize that I can’t give credit when credit is due. And before you read it, please, note that it’s meant to be a JOKE. Which reminds me: Wasn’t it me who posted quite recently a passionate column about how I refuse to laugh at racist jokes?! I wonder if laughing at this piece makes me a hypocrite… Obviously, it’s not RACIST in the traditional sense (I would never do that), but yes, its humor is undoubtedly based on stereotypes about various nations. So now when I think about it, maybe today’s post is NOT just for fun – maybe we can use it to think about where is thin red line for each of us? I found the humor in it harmless, but of course, that’s just me… If I were a Greek or a Bulgarian citizen, I might look at it differently. Although I swear, it caught my attention mainly because the last part about Americans :) No offense, but it reminded me only too well of life in the American suburbia!

Ready? Okay, here it goes:



On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of the South Pacific, the following people are stranded:


*    Two Italian men and one Italian woman.

*    Two French men and one French woman.

*    Two German men and one German woman.

*    Two Greek men and one Greek woman.

*    Two British men and one British woman.

*    Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.

*    Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.

*    Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman.

*    Two Irish men and one Irish woman.

*    Two American men and one American woman.


One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:


*    One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

*    The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a ménage a' trois.

*    The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

*   The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.

*    The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the British woman.

*    The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.

*    The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

*   The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply more employees for their stores.

*   The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few pints of coconut whiskey. However, they are satisfied because the British are not having any fun.

*    The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend  respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this forsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.


:)

So what do you think, dear reader? A little bit of harmless fun, or a multicultural no-no? Every opinion is welcome!

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